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SantosEmoDx

Member since: 10-14-2009
Last visited: 01-08-2010
Timezone: -8.00 GMT
Total Posts: 0
Post Rank: 2

About SantosEmoDx

Jenna Mattison:


Jenna Mattison Naked
Information:

Name: Jenna Mattison
Born: 1972-08-07
Height: 0

Filmography:

Beverly Hills, 90210 (1995), Married with Children (1995), Fish Without a Bicycle (2003), Sugar Hill (0), No Maps for These Territories (2000)

Amanda Righetti:


Amanda Righetti
Information:

Name: Amanda Righetti
Born: 1983-04-04
Height: 1.73

Filmography:

Friday the 13th (2009), Angel Blade (2002), Romy and Michele: In the Beginning (2005), Scream Awards 2008 (2008), On-Air with Ryan Seacrest (2004)

Shemar Moore:


Shemar Moore Nude
Information:

Name: Shemar Moore
Born: 1970-04-20
Height: 1.91

Filmography:

For Your Love (1999), Box Marley (2000), Reversible Errors (2004), The View (2005), Butter (1998)

Casper Van Dien:


Casper Van Dien Nude
Information:

Name: Casper Van Dien
Born: 1968-12-18
Height: 1.77

Filmography:

Titans (2001), The Time Shifters (1999), Personal Effects (2005), Meltdown (2006), Maiden Voyage (2004)
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One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free. TraustiAkirzi
Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits ! EastonSorrellMi
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub. RamonRudolfgE
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards ! UaniDeerwardJW
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'" HrothrehrJestonlr
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements. SigehereHoldenxM
Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over ! ArchibaldoBaxVz
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?" BradleahJernD
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt." DerbyKynlasLq

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